There’s a Map for That

by Published: Aug 24, 2012

The Stinky Vent by Hallisy: Avoid at all costs, even in the win­ter when it makes you warm. You may think it’s worth it, but it’s not—trust me.

Basement of Alumni build­ing: Rumor has it, it’s haunted. Have fun in English class, freshmen.

Westview: Where the cups are too small, but thanks to the trays, you can carry as many as you’d like.

FLITE Library: Looking for some­thing fun to do? Check out the first floor of FLITE, because it’s always a party. If you go to the library to study or some­thing, con­sider going a few floors up.

Starbucks: Located in the IRC-Want a cof­fee to keep your eyes open in class? The line is usu­ally com­pa­ra­ble to a line on Black Friday at Forever 21. If you don’t know what that means, get there 20 min­utes before class.

Copy Center: If you’re look­ing to get a date with a graphic design stu­dent, check out the copy cen­ter. They’re ALWAYS there.

The Rock: So many options, it’s like the Old Country Buffet of Big Rapids. So much so, that you might have to start mak­ing reservations.

Rankin Center: You’ll be an alum­nus by the time you fig­ure out how to nav­i­gate around this build­ing. Don’t get dis­cour­aged. You didn’t design it.

Third floor of Starr: Everyone should know there is only one stair­way that can get you there. Why it was made like that, no one knows, but that’s the way it is. If you have a class up there, I rec­om­mend fig­ur­ing out how to get to it first.

Granger Building: If the walls were painted cam­ou­flage, the build­ing would appear empty. Keep your deer cos­tume at home.

Rec Center: Everyone and their room­mate goes to the Rec just before din­ner time. You could prob­a­bly make a cou­ple work­out bud­dies while you’re wait­ing in line, though.