Given in no par­tic­u­lar order, here are some gifts you may want to keep the receipt for:

1. Razorba Back Shaver — $29.99: A piece of plas­tic that can hold a dis­pos­able razor and can aid in extend­ing one’s reach. Yuck.
2. Flying Alarm Clock — $24.99: For the sin­cerely sadis­tic, an alarm clock with a lit­tle piece that flies across the room which must be rein­serted into the clock to acti­vate the snooze feature.
3. Control-A-Cat– $7.99: A remote con­trol for your cat with fea­tures like “Catch Mice” and “Arch Back.” Everyone knows that this can­not pos­si­bly work as noth­ing and nobody can get a cat to do anything.
4. Garden Watch Cam — $139.99: Just as it sounds, an all weather cam­era to stick in the gar­den and take pho­tos of flow­ers. Nothing is more excit­ing than watch­ing plants grow!
5. Perky Jerky– $5.99: Caffeinated beef jerky. For the per­son that needs an excuse to eat jerky before 9 a.m.